1. Screaming the words "this fucking burns" is a turn-on to a personal trainer.
2. "Helpdesk" is a contradiction in terms.
3. No matter how much I protest, "this really fucking burns" still remains a turn-on to a personal trainer.
4. The Wal-Mart greeter may possibly be a closet vampire.
5. Oklahomans have no concept of personal space.
6. The midwest really does have more churches to Starbucks per capita.
7. Dove caramel chocolates are even better when frozen.
8. Hot fudge goes on everything.
9. Hot fudge goes on everything.
10. The hormonal demon that is puberty is lurking in my house, waiting for the right time to appear.